Brass Wings

  • Me: *heals self*
  • Enemy: *heals self*
  • Me: Whoa. Whoa.
  • Me: What do you think you're doing?
  • Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
  • Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: It's different when I do it.

traceexcalibur:

my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp

(via lorazoronicktrance)

Anonymous asked: i think you are so kawaii (that means cute in Japanese) lol i just want to glomp you (^_−)−☆ Nya!!! ~~~~~~~~

v0nvamp:

did i just teleport to 2009 deviant art

heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

(via shootoutwinners)

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(via shootoutwinners)

purex:

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

(via shootoutwinners)