Brass Wings

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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